So let’s talk ‘luxury’ chaperone services. You will see many so chaperones using this term, myself included, and I have thoughts!

 

I, as a human, am probably about as far from ‘luxury’ as you can get. On work days I can usually be found in waterproofs and wellies, or hating the sun with an absolute vengeance, as my make up runs off my face and my hair gets frizzier and frizzier by the second. On my days off, I can usually be found still in waterproofs and wellies, or hating the sun, or chilling with my family in some 5 year old loungewear that has seen better days.

 

My car is a 10 year old Dacia, that has nose art on every window and dog hair in every crevice (even after a really expensive valet!). My sofa is a lot like me, old but comfortable, and it is constantly covered in throws because I have two dogs and a toddler.

 

If you see me on a wedding day, even looking my best, I’ve probably been on a hike with the wedding dogs that morning so have been in the rain/sun/wind/all of the above, so I’ll still be looking ship-wrecked, trust me.

 

That’s me. Not a lot of ‘luxury’ there.

 

However…. What is ‘luxury’ about me is the service I offer. If I am booked to chaperone your dog for your wedding day, you’d best believe they are going to have everything they need at the drop of a hat. I promise every couple that my priority is always ‘happy, healthy and safe’, and I live by that motto.

 

They will have the best walks, the best snacks, the comfiest travels, and as much emotional support as they need. They will be my absolute priority. Even over you, to be honest. I will love them and protect them as I do my own.

 

I reckon that’s pretty ‘luxury’.

 

Ems x

 

And PS… the pic is of me as a rookie dog walker having had something very yucky (it’s exactly what you think it is!)  kicked in my face by an excited dog. Doesn’t get more ‘luxury’ than that surely??